Entertainment- Nick Jonas won't fess up to giving Alice Acid
New Jersey - During this past weekend Jonas Brother Nick, the oldest of the trio from Disney’s ‘Jonas Brothers’ was accused of slipping some Acid into Alice of Wonderland’s cocktail when he was visiting family in his home town. Alice blamed her episode of falling into rabbit holes and watching rainbows in green pastures on Nick’s cocktail napkin, which he told her to wipe her face with. Alice told reporters; “He told me I had lipstick all over my face, so I wiped it with this suspicious napkin he gave me. Two hours later was in the Dusty Rib Shack’s restroom wiping lipstick all over my face, looking at myself in a mirror”.
Entertainment - Justin Bieber might be gay, caught dancing with Prince Charming
Ontario, Canada -Cinderella yesterday was taken aback when she saw her Ole’ Man shaking down with Bieber at a local dance club. Odd since Prince Charming was just on the Hit MTV Show Tool Academy a few months back. Weird.
Entertainment - Chelsea Handler Goes Balls Deep in Tarzan
Los Angeles - The queen of the E! show is ready to rock all men’s worlds, not only to the viewers at Chelsea Lately but to the wild men in the Jungle. On tomorrow’s show Snooki will come back on and explain on her couch all the lap dances she gave to Aladdin a few weeks back in Jersey. Details to follow.